Why did the chicken cross the street?

ChickenAnd here is a question that has been asked since the dawn of man:

Why did the chicken cross the street?

Here are some interesting and weird answers:

Primary teacher: Because the chicken wanted to go to the other part.

Plato: The chicken was looking the knowledge.

Aristotle: Was in the chicken’s nature to cross the street.

Captain Kirk: To go where no chicken has gone before.

Machiavelli: The chicken cross the street. No one cares why. The end of crossing the street justifies any motive.

Freud: The fact that you are worried whether the chicken did or did not cross the street reveals your sexual insecurity.

Moses: And God came down from heaven and said to the chicken cross the street. And the chicken cross and everyone rejoiced.

Darwin: The chicken was naturally selected in a way that now they have a genetical disposition to cross streets.

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the street or the street moved below the chicken depends of your mark of reference.

Hemingway: To die. Under the rain.

Homer: It was its destiny.

Christopher Columbus: the chicken was discovering the other side of the street.

Donald Trump
: So what? I paid the chicken to cross it. By the way, you’re fired!

Nietzsche: Tee chicken was dancing in ring of fire obsessed for it’s will of power… Thus spoke Chickenthustra.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
: Because the force was with the chicken.

Elvis: Because a Hound dog was chasing it.

Fox Mulder
: The chicken thought that the truth was across the street.

Descartes: The chicken said: I cross the street ergo, I’m a chicken.

Care to add your thoughts or answers?

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