And here is a question that has been asked since the dawn of man:
Why did the chicken cross the street?
Here are some interesting and weird answers:
Primary teacher: Because the chicken wanted to go to the other part.
Plato: The chicken was looking the knowledge.
Aristotle: Was in the chicken’s nature to cross the street.
Captain Kirk: To go where no chicken has gone before.
Machiavelli: The chicken cross the street. No one cares why. The end of crossing the street justifies any motive.
Freud: The fact that you are worried whether the chicken did or did not cross the street reveals your sexual insecurity.
Moses: And God came down from heaven and said to the chicken cross the street. And the chicken cross and everyone rejoiced.
Darwin: The chicken was naturally selected in a way that now they have a genetical disposition to cross streets.
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the street or the street moved below the chicken depends of your mark of reference.
Hemingway: To die. Under the rain.
Homer: It was its destiny.
Christopher Columbus: the chicken was discovering the other side of the street.
Donald Trump: So what? I paid the chicken to cross it. By the way, you’re fired!
Nietzsche: Tee chicken was dancing in ring of fire obsessed for it’s will of power… Thus spoke Chickenthustra.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Because the force was with the chicken.
Elvis: Because a Hound dog was chasing it.
Fox Mulder: The chicken thought that the truth was across the street.
Descartes: The chicken said: I cross the street ergo, I’m a chicken.
Care to add your thoughts or answers?