Steps to kill with an iPod nano

I’m sure some you’ve heard someone say “I like the iPod so much, I’d kill to own one.” Then you’ll laugh at how desperate that person sounded, but after a few minutes you’d be saying the same words to yourself, in front of the mirror, in your sleep, with your loved one beside or on your father’s best side last Christmas or your birthday.
iPodBut what if you do get the chance of owning your very own iPod nano? Would you still kill someone to own another one? Or would you use your [tag]iPod[/tag] nano to kill someone?

Because now you can. That’s right, the portable music player that has taken over the world and rattled the [tag]French parliament[/tag] is not only the biggest gadget craze, it is now a tired and tested utility of death. How?

Just read EIGHT WAYS TO KILL SOMEONE BY USING AN IPOD NANO, ACCORDING TO EX-MARINE BRAD COLLUM.

Watch out for the Police though, because crime does not pay. It can now be done with an [tag]iPod nano[/tag].

Of course there are no guarantees it would work plus, it will cost you your iPod nano and don’t forget, everything you’ve just read is just a pigment of the human imagination.

8 Comments

  1. Holy cow, and I just gave one to my kid. Ferrari is 1 and 2 on the grid. I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Hope our team makes it 1 and 2 on the podium.

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  2. Oooh, I could kill someone to own an iPod Nano LOL. But who would risk themselves? Well some people would do 😀

    Thanks for the info..

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  3. @ schumey: Ferrari won 1-2!! rock on!! 🙂

    @ juice: Trust me, I know some one who would kill for an iPod.

    @ kneeko: Huli kong tingin sa mall, mga nasa Php12,000 pa rin.

    @ karmi: Kaya wag ka na mag-alala, pwede nang gawing self-defense weapon ang iPod mo. heehe

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  4. i got my ipod nano last month.. didn't know I can actually do that hehehe 😛 thanks for the info 🙂 (parang may balak ah! hehehe)

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