Philippine Blog Awards: Finalist Spotlight – The Man-Blog

If there’s a blog in the Finalists for the Philippine Blog Awards that really stands out from the rest, regardless of the category they are in, that blog has got to be The Man-Blog.

Why so? Who else would like to be on the number one spot for the Google search results for “Banana gangbang”? The Man-Blog

Who else would organize Alcohol Celebraganzas? The Man-Blog!

Where else can we find bloggers who prowl social network sites, digging up some of those most mind-boggling genetic anomalies in human evolution? The Man-Blog!

Who else appreciates the music of 6cyclemind in the most special way? The Man-Blog editors!

There’s more, unbelievably so, there’s more to The Man-Blog than just titties and beer. It helps one in mastering the male and female anatomies, avoiding that alien race called ’emos’, having braingasms and maintaining a tittie farm. Reading The Man-Blog will lead you to places you’ve never been, never imagined it existed and would never want to be in. It introduces, nay, opens your eyes to some of the harshest truths of life like the music of 6cyclemind and man-boobs.

Mentally disturbing but utterly entertaining, it would be a big mystery as to why The Man-Blog would not be included in the Finalists for the Philippine Blog Awards. You do not agree? Just refer to their answer in the first question of my interview for The Road to the Philippine Blog Awards: Finalists’s Spotlight (which is a very long title for a linkbait project 😉 ).

1. How does it feel to be nominated for the PBA?

TMB: You see, we’ve been sending out emails to everyone that they should
nominate TMB or else Mike Villar will post pictures of his nipples all
over the blogophere. And we basically scared the shit out of everyone.
So I guess the effort was worth it, but we’ll still post Mike’s nipple
pics.

2. Do you know who nominated you?

TMB: No friggin’ idea. All we know is that whoever did that is scared of
Mike’s nipples.

3. Why do you think your blog was nominated?

TMB: Because we’re awesome! And horny!

4. Who do you think will win in your category?

TMB: Us! Because we’re awesome! And horny!

5. Why do you think you should win?

TMB: Because if we don’t win, Steel will go into a drunken rage and kill
everyone within a twelve-mile radius.

6. What would you do if you win?

TMB: We’d throw a big party and invite evryone. And ask the girls to show
us their titties! Because titties rock! Yay!

7. What do you think of the Philippine blog awards?

TMB: It’s awesome, but not as awesome as TMB. I mean, is PBA mandated by
Chuck Norris? And does PBA hold mass open-field wanking sessions,
where we circle jerk and do reach-arounds?

No, wait…

8. Is there a blog that’s not nominated but deserves to be nominated in the PBA?

TMB: We do know of a lot:

– Diary of a Homesick Pinay (aprilzara.i.ph)
– In My Pocket (noelle.scrufus.net)
– Rising Internet Star (mikey.i.ph)

So, why didn’t you guys nominate them? Hmph.

9. Would you join the next Philippine blog awards?

TMB: Of course. We will be famous! And we’ll get laid! And get tittie pics!
And we’ll be rokkstarzZzZzZzZ l0z \m/

10. Any messages to your fellow nominees?

TMB: Show us your titties, and we’ll give you the award. Lolz.

Watch out world, here comes the The Man-Blog and their line-up of editors, first the Philippine Blog Awards, next a banana hammock.

6 Comments

  1. Why do I have this gut-feeling that most, if not all, of the abovementioned responses came from Ade?

    Don't believe the drunken rage story. I kill people even if I'm not drunk. I once burned an entire neighborhood down to the ground when I heard someone sneeze.

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  2. Mike's not nominated that's a shame…

    I hope TMB wins.

    On the second thought, TMB will surely win. Because Chuck Norris says so.

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  3. Guys, chill out. Mike also replied, and I'll post it here too, once Gloeblines broadband fixes its screwed up service in our area.

    Greedy capitalists!

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