Adolf Hitler Reacts to “Pilipinas Kay Ganda!”

What if Adolf Hitler was still in power, he won World War II. The United States was defeated and so the Philippines was once more ceded over to the Third Reich.

All of the past presidents of the Philippines instead became Governors or administrators and the last one was Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo then finally, Hitler decided to take charge personally. He was then presented with the new tourism department’s plan of re-branding Philippine tourism:

It’s fiction alright? Just like what “Pilipinas Kay Ganda!” is right now. A thing of the not-so-distant past, another project of the Aquino Administration that fell on its ass.

Lucky for Usec Romano, Hitler has been long dead and was not his boss. Lucky for us Filipinos, we no longer have to live with that f*cked up tourism campaign.

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